As Indiana Jones approached the Altar of Al-Kazoom, his heart sank as he realized that, despite all his bravery and cunning, he would have to face his greatest fear if he was to possess the fabled Tangerine of St. Angerine.
https://gfycat.com/briefmeekcobra
Throw me the orange, I throw you the whip, Andrew Y.
Why did it have to be danger noodles?
On second thoughts I’ll just have the apple.
🤣👍🏻
I’d love to know what the snake thought it was doing.
“Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!”
Is that a “na nanna nah nah” tongue instead of the expected “I’ll inject you with venom” tongue??
That’s a weird looking kitty.
Uhhhhhh, is that snake what I think it is??
Why is it indoors, why is it defending produce, and *why is that person messing with it*?!
It’s real cute, btw.
Pretty sure it’s a ground snake. I remember a rhyme that goes “red next to yellow will kill a fellow, but red next to black is a friend to Jack”. It’s probably a pet, but no clue why it latched on to the orange.
I’ve always heard that rhyme for milk snakes and coral snakes (and even then it only works in the US).
In any case, I was alarmed because I’ve never seen any non-cobra do the rear-up-and-flatten routine besides hognoses, which that is not. But google turns up some ground snakes with pretty much exactly that pattern, including the black that wraps all the way around and the black “mask” over the eyes. So that’s a relief.
In a number of states it’s legal to own cobras, and for reasons I’ll never understand some people actually do.
So cute! Reminds me of a baby grass snake who was laying on a trail the other day. I was going to pick him up and move him where he wouldn’t get run over by a bike or jogger, and, ok, yes, I might have been planning to snuggle him just a little bit. But when I touched his little green head, he stuck his tongue out at me and slithered away, leaving me with a much clearer understanding of the expressions “snake in the grass” and “mean as a snake”! Unrequited love is so painful.
Umm, on second thought, I’ll get the orange juice from the jug in the refrigerator. I’m not a fan of snakes (sorry snake lovers, but at least I don’t scream and run from them) however I do like its’ coloring. Isn’t that a poisonous one?
lol…I went to the site to see if there was more info (the url contains the phrase “briefmeekcobra”…) but all I got was the title, which is “Danger noodle guarding his orange” 🙂
Snakie!
I think the poor snake is not having fun.He is breathing heavily if you watch his body,and might be wrapped around the orange as protection.Beautiful snake though.
Sorry to be a debby downer.
Hopefully the human comforted him (or left him alone) after this vid was shot.
I love the little black marking around his eyes, as if he was wearing sunglasses 🙂
Cute snake btw.
wtf? Does he think that’s his egg? An egg?
You mean an *orange* cracky goo ball?