“Oh yeah, this? It’s kind of a funny story. Senior year of high school, me and Steve and Rusty are on a field trip to this boring history museum, and there’s this funky-looking amulet on display, not even under glass, just out there. And this guard says ‘Don’t mess with that, it’s cursed,’ and I’m all like ‘Yeah, right’ and Steve and Rusty are all ‘Then put it on, tough guy.’ Anyway, long story short, I’m Bas-Ramen, Servant of Night and Guardian of the Nether Realm sometimes. It comes and goes.”
via John B.
I would not mess with that cat.
*Hands over pizza, bows respectfully, backs out of room*
The Servant of Night gets a comfy bed of his very own. So there are some perks.
I bet grooming her/him is quite an adventure.
On second thought, I want to see him in a music video…a cover of “Kiss My Biscuits”.
Judging by the shape of his head, I’m guessing part mountain lion? Or maybe that’s the Bas-Ramen part. Anyhoo, I’d be glad to serve as staff – what a beautiful kitteh!
Khajiit has majestic beard, of course you want to pet. But do not. It would be rude.
No touchy da kitty!!!! And I’d love to know what breed of cat this is, whatever it is, very impressive.
Edit – found his instagram account, seems he’s a Maine Coon. I’ve been around Coons and don’t remember such a wildcat looking head.
https://www.instagram.com/rogercoonie/?hl=en
Mike you have outdone yourself with this one.
Best ever.
Ditto! Love it. You captured the essence of pubescent boy thinking!