Cat Person

“Oh yeah, this? It’s kind of a funny story. Senior year of high school, me and Steve and Rusty are on a field trip to this boring history museum, and there’s this funky-looking amulet on display, not even under glass, just out there. And this guard says ‘Don’t mess with that, it’s cursed,’ and I’m all like ‘Yeah, right’ and Steve and Rusty are all ‘Then put it on, tough guy.’ Anyway, long story short, I’m Bas-Ramen, Servant of Night and Guardian of the Nether Realm sometimes. It comes and goes.”

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You get used to it. Hey, is there any pizza left? (Reddit)

via John B.

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10 thoughts on “Cat Person

  1. allein 🐾 June 13, 2019 / 10:52 am

    I would not mess with that cat.

    • Alice Shortcake June 13, 2019 / 11:17 am

      *Hands over pizza, bows respectfully, backs out of room*

  2. Benvolio June 13, 2019 / 10:57 am

    The Servant of Night gets a comfy bed of his very own. So there are some perks.

  3. michael (not him) June 13, 2019 / 11:06 am

    I bet grooming her/him is quite an adventure.

    • michael (not him) June 13, 2019 / 12:53 pm

      On second thought, I want to see him in a music video…a cover of “Kiss My Biscuits”.

  4. dubravkamcvmd June 13, 2019 / 11:14 am

    Judging by the shape of his head, I’m guessing part mountain lion? Or maybe that’s the Bas-Ramen part. Anyhoo, I’d be glad to serve as staff – what a beautiful kitteh!

  5. Blue Footed Booby June 13, 2019 / 11:21 am

    Khajiit has majestic beard, of course you want to pet. But do not. It would be rude.

    • AJ June 13, 2019 / 11:32 am

      No touchy da kitty!!!! And I’d love to know what breed of cat this is, whatever it is, very impressive.

      Edit – found his instagram account, seems he’s a Maine Coon. I’ve been around Coons and don’t remember such a wildcat looking head.

      https://www.instagram.com/rogercoonie/?hl=en

  6. phredsmom June 13, 2019 / 12:06 pm

    Mike you have outdone yourself with this one.
    Best ever.

    • Dulcie June 13, 2019 / 12:54 pm

      Ditto! Love it. You captured the essence of pubescent boy thinking!

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