Mother of Watermelons

What’s this? It’s a dragon’s egg! A big green dragon’s egg, and it’s all mine!

Golly!

If I hatch it, the dragon will imprint on me and I’ll be its master! Imagine the possibilities! I’ll be the terror of the skies! Squirrels will worship me and offer tribute!

cat on watermelon
Just like “Game of Thrones”!

I’ll chase the dogs and see how they like it! I’ll pillage the countryside and plunder the… What? It’s a watermelon, you say? Not a dragon’s egg? It’s just a fruit?

So its NOT a mythical, fire-breathing monster?

Swell. I was all set to immolate the neighborhood, and you had to go and ruin it.

Jerk.

Maybe a cool slice of dragon’s egg will cheer kitty up, Andrew Y.

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18 thoughts on “Mother of Watermelons

  1. dubravkamcvmd June 26, 2019 / 3:45 pm

    That face! That face! Youโ€™ve immolated this neighborhood sweetie!

  2. JenDeyan June 26, 2019 / 3:46 pm

    I think that kitten has Resting Grump Face.

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ June 26, 2019 / 3:50 pm

    • JenDeyan June 27, 2019 / 8:03 am

      It’s so easy to be angry in German. ^_^

      • allein ๐Ÿพ June 27, 2019 / 8:06 am

        ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Blue Footed Booby June 27, 2019 / 9:38 am

      If no one had posted this, I was gonna. What a great cranky face.

      • allein ๐Ÿพ June 27, 2019 / 10:14 am

        It had to be done.

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom June 26, 2019 / 3:53 pm

    So sweet and so funny!

  5. Kar June 26, 2019 / 4:37 pm

    Its like an angry throw down cat come to life.

  6. Dulcie June 26, 2019 / 4:42 pm

    Can’t believe how emotive that face is! So easy to write a script for that furball!!

  7. Yadre June 26, 2019 / 4:42 pm

    This made my day!

  8. AJ June 26, 2019 / 4:46 pm

    OMG, so cute and so terrifying. You can come lord over my household little one. And that fur looks sooo soft, want to touch but mustn’t for fear of that baby immolating me.

  9. Dana June 26, 2019 / 5:02 pm

    Thatโ€™s one adorable and grumpy looking kitty!! ๐Ÿ˜ป

  10. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ June 26, 2019 / 6:00 pm

    Last picture KILLED me! Ded!

    • Dulcie June 26, 2019 / 6:18 pm

      Me too! The Grand Finale expression that sums it all up!

  11. Andrew June 26, 2019 / 6:25 pm

    Grumpy kitty makes me happy >:3

  12. debg June 26, 2019 / 9:00 pm

    It’s so hard to be a kitty. It’s just so, so hard.

  13. Catwhisperer June 27, 2019 / 10:37 am

    I think kitty’s name should be Harumph!

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