Am I Early for Dinner?

June 28, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

Oh, silly me — I was so overcome with hunger I lost track of time. Well, I’ll just wait here patiently, shall I? Oh, no need to stop what you’re doing, I’ll be fine. And don’t worry if you hear agonizing growling noises from my tummy, it’s OK. If you happen to see me pass out, don’t panic, I’ve left burial instructions on the fridge.

cat — Nothing fancy, just a low-key service… (Reddit)

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Lucy's Mom June 28, 2019 / 11:29 am

“I’ve left burial instructions on the fridge.” 😁😁😁😁😁

I wish I could “upvote” several thousand times.
allein 🐾 June 28, 2019 / 12:23 pm

Poor starving kitty cat…
AJ June 28, 2019 / 1:42 pm

Typical cat anywhere. Could have been fed 2 minutes before but are now dying of starvation. The burial instructions are on the fridge just had me giggling overhere.
Dulcie June 28, 2019 / 2:21 pm

Sigh. That’s me sometime. And yes, just after I’ve been fed. So don’t you guys be laughing too hard.
- Firstname Lastname June 29, 2019 / 6:27 am
  
  Hehehe…
Meleo1 June 28, 2019 / 2:54 pm

“No need to break out the bone china, either…. the every day earthenware will do very nicely.