Mitzi Savors Her Fifteen Minutes

“Thank you, thank you. I just want to say how grateful I am to the members of the press who’ve shown me such kindness and attention since 3:30. And since it appears I have few minutes left, I’d like to give a press conference to announce my withdrawal from public life and request that you respect my privacy during this most difficult time.”

dog in stroller
(14:58… 14:59… nailed it.)

Warhol was right, Sharon H.

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5 thoughts on “Mitzi Savors Her Fifteen Minutes

  1. Lucy's Mom July 18, 2019 / 3:25 pm

    Boy, she sure does have the lingo down pat. She’s just about ready to run for office! 😀

  2. Blue Footed Booby July 18, 2019 / 3:31 pm

    For some reason, I really enjoy meta-photography.

  3. AJ July 18, 2019 / 3:48 pm

    Annnd … cue the burly bodyguards stepping out saying Ok, move along, nothing to see here. Hey, I SAID no pictures now move along!

  4. Alice Shortcake July 18, 2019 / 5:57 pm

    “I’d just like to say that I’ve loved every minute of it, and my autobiography will be coming out in…hello? Hello?”

  5. allein 🐾 July 18, 2019 / 6:53 pm

    So this immediately replaced the Bach that was in my head when I read this post:

    (Note: contains one instance of a particular word that starts with F)

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