The Sofa Monster Is Pleased

Not That Mike The Other Mike

In the dark recesses deep beneath the legendary Loveseat of Broyhill, there lurks a mysterious creature known as the Sofa Monster. All who would sit upon this spot must first appease the creature with an offering of banana or risk having their ankles bitten.

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17 thoughts on “The Sofa Monster Is Pleased”

  1. AJ July 21, 2019 / 8:42 am

    I’d gladly have bananas at the ready to appease this adorable monster. Only bunnies under my sofa are dust bunnies along with who knows what and probably some cat toys. Maybe I should move it today and take a look.

    Managed to clean my patio furniture and flush out all the icky spiders and creepy crawlers. Thank goodness spiders don’t freak me out or I would have spent half the afternoon screaming and running away. I seriously think a few of them might have been brown widows but I was nice and let them be instead of smooshing them. I think if I did that I would have had nightmares last night about them coming to get their revenge,shudder.

    • Luv Bunny July 21, 2019 / 9:40 am

      I was thinking that there really are dust bunnies and they are alive and cute and cuddly. I’d gladly let that bunny be a dust bunny under my couch.

    • fkaWaldenPond July 21, 2019 / 10:08 am

      Much braver than me AJ, I can do snakes, can’t do spiders or centipedes.

    • allein 🐾 July 21, 2019 / 12:59 pm

      The songs that pop into my head from reading comments are many and varied…

    • allein 🐾 July 21, 2019 / 5:13 pm

      lol…my friend just posted this on facebook…

  2. debg July 21, 2019 / 9:48 am

    No killer rabbits here! Arthur and his men should have brought bananas.

      • debg July 21, 2019 / 4:00 pm

        There’s a knitting pattern for the killer rabbit. I keep meaning to make it.

  3. Lucy's Mom July 21, 2019 / 10:09 am

    Cutest monster I’ve ever seen! 💕💕💕

  4. 6rabbits July 21, 2019 / 10:14 am

    Isn’t EVERY bunny a monster for banana?!😜
    I know bunnies who don’t like carrots—my Theo included!—but does anyone know of a bun who doesn’t like banana?

    • 6rabbits July 21, 2019 / 10:27 am

      If you need a good strong dose of “adorably silly cute bunnies” then visit this Instagram site! But be prepared to be stuck there awhile!😉

      • Dana July 21, 2019 / 12:28 pm

        I was definitely stuck on that Instagram page for awhile. Happily so!

        You all remember this video?
        https://youtu.be/xSCjrLK5M04

        • dubravkamcvmd July 21, 2019 / 2:23 pm

          I had no idea I was oppressing the dust bunny community. Fortunately, I hate vacuuming so this is easily fixed!!!

          • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 21, 2019 / 4:29 pm

            I have dust rhinos. They charge me at the door.

  5. allein 🐾 July 21, 2019 / 1:04 pm

    I checked under my couch but there are no banana monsters. I guess it’s just as well since I don’t have any bananas. (I have peaches and strawberries, though.)

  6. Elaine C. Williamson July 21, 2019 / 4:51 pm

    Even though this is Bunday when it talked about biting your ankles I expect a kitten to pop out. 😝

    • allein 🐾 July 21, 2019 / 4:55 pm

      I kinda forgot it was Bunday so I wasn’t sure what I was expecting.

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