Not Actual Size

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Vacationing with your dog this summer? Why not travel light by taking your dog to Dr. Ray Shrinkem, Pet Miniaturization Specialist! We can shrink your dog to over half normal size, so you can fit Fido in your pocket or purse. (Not recommended for small breeds as these can be shrunk to sub-quantum levels and rupture the space/time continuum.)

dog and toy dog
[ BEFORE ]                              [ AFTER ]
Just a little something Andrew Y. found on Reddit.

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10 thoughts on “Not Actual Size”

  1. allein 🐾 July 22, 2019 / 11:41 am

    New reboot of the Honey I Shrunk the Kids franchise? (If Rick Moranis is in it, I’m there.)

  2. EA Gorman July 22, 2019 / 11:42 am

    I’m getting a strong flashback to the Sid & Marty Kroftt show “Dr. Shrinker.” Just me then?

    • dubravkamcvmd July 22, 2019 / 1:58 pm

      A new, fast, weight loss regimen?

      • AJ July 22, 2019 / 3:03 pm

        As long as it shrinks you from side to side and not top to bottom.

        • Blue Footed Booby July 22, 2019 / 3:18 pm

          I prefer shrinkage on both axis, to preserve the graceful proportions of my vase-like physique.

          • Emsthemonster July 22, 2019 / 4:52 pm

            Does it work the other way as well? I so would like to grow a bit. Iam so tired of listening to ” you’re the last one to feel the rain” 🙁 And my 125 lbs would be quite OK with a little more height.

            • Blue Footed Booby July 23, 2019 / 9:38 am

              In case it wasn’t clear, I’m a man. Vase-like is not a good thing. So, uh, I feel ya.

  4. birdlady26 July 22, 2019 / 3:02 pm

    Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

  5. debg July 22, 2019 / 9:45 pm

    Such happy pupperses. Their smiles crack me up.

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