Although adoption is a great way to bring a dog into your life, many people are not aware that dogs are supernatural beings who can also be summoned from the spirit world by forming a “doggo circle” from leaves and flower petals and intoning the mystic incantation “oooza wittew fuzzum wuzzums?”
Mystically submitted by Andrew Y.
In my experience you can just jangle a leash or peel a banana and a dog just kinda appears.
In mine you just walk into the kitchen. 😉
Unwrap a slice of cheese in the kitchen. 😃
I gotta try this…
I’ll be picking up some pink roses on the way home.
That dog looks like a fuzzum wuzzums. Boop!