So… This Is Lettuce

“I honestly don’t know what I was expecting here, but it’s just that the other guys in the troop were raving about the stuff, going on and on about how crunchy and delicious it was, and then to actually see it for the first time and it’s just this limp flat thing… I dunno, man, I think someone’s goofin’ on me.”

baby chimp
I just hope the rest of lunch steps it up a little. (Reddit)
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13 thoughts on “So… This Is Lettuce

  1. allein 🐾 August 16, 2019 / 2:01 pm

    Looks like some pomegranate seeds in there… just get some oil and vinegar and whip up a nice pomegranate vinaigrette and you’re lettuce will be yummy.

    *pokes belly*

    • allein 🐾 August 16, 2019 / 3:42 pm

      *your lettuce*

  2. Paula O. August 16, 2019 / 2:26 pm

    I love apes. I find them fascinating. However, I have never seen a bebeh chimp, and my head just splorted. PSSST little one. Lettuce is extremely disappointing…..

  3. dubravkamcvmd August 16, 2019 / 2:28 pm

    Somehow I didn’t realize baby chimps were so tiny…The intelligent little face, the fingers, the prehensile toes, so, so sweet.

  4. AJ August 16, 2019 / 2:40 pm

    Switch it up for romaine lettuce and it would be so much better. And what a cutie pie!!

  5. fkaWaldenPond August 16, 2019 / 3:08 pm

    You know little one, I dislike green leaf lettuce as well as it always tastes and smells ‘musty’ to me. Try red leaf or Bibb, sweeter and no mustiness.

    • allein 🐾 August 16, 2019 / 3:41 pm

      I usually go for the butter lettuce.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 16, 2019 / 4:01 pm

        A little arugula, a little radicchio, some endive …

        • fkaWaldenPond August 16, 2019 / 4:30 pm

          Ok you two, we have a good salad on the go. I love my bitter greens along with my sweet! (Really dislike the green leaf, did I mention that?…)

  6. Lucy's Mom August 16, 2019 / 3:32 pm

    As far as I’m concerned he can have anything he wants. Who could ever say “no” to that face?? 💕💕💕

  7. Murray C. August 16, 2019 / 4:28 pm

    Oh, crap, that’s so doggone adorable I may just go have a salad. Am loving the ear to torso ration in this image.

  8. dgerish August 16, 2019 / 5:05 pm

    I have the same reaction, baby!

    My fave is a combo of baby spinach and red butter lettuce. Sweetish, not at all bitter, and not too crunchy.

  9. Smartypants August 16, 2019 / 8:24 pm

    Spinach and arugula here!

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