Are you suffering from Cuteness Deficiency? Kitten huffing may be the answer. Many people report improved mood and energy by huffing a kitten for just one hour a day with the Huffperator 3000 from QuackCo. Simply insert the kitten of your choice and breathe deeply, as the soothing kitten vibes rejuvenate tired brain cells. Covered by most* insurance plans.
Man -o-man, I have been ‘without cat’ since Big Orange Flappy Lips passed away– I would love one of these!
Where can I get one?! Do I need a prescription (and do I get that from my doctor or a veterinarian?)?
snort laugh – Huffperator 3000? I wonder what some of the other models look like. One assumes this is the high end model? And should one determine beforehand if kitty eats tuna or not?
It looks like this model might have a fancy Bengal attachment, known for excellent, if aggressive, cuddling skills, so definitely a high end model!
If you look closely you can see his face is turned to the side as he headbutts the user’s face.
I’ll take two!
Not just want but a definite need!!!!!!
I think my blood pressure just dropped to a healthy rate just looking at this photo.
Cats. They never disappoint. Neither does NOMTOM.
A perfect way to keep a kitteh wearing the cone of shame in a better mood.
I’ll take one, please, stat!
I’m a daily huffer of the canine variety. Can attest to improved mood . Canine variety smells like corn chips. 13/10 would recommend.
Im not sure but I wonder if kitty is threatening Dad about retribution for his ‘owie.”