Bird Slumber Party

“Oh–mah–gah, Robin told me that Becky Beakman started hanging with the goth kids and got her beak pierced and dyed her feathers black and now her mom grounded her and she can’t leave the nest until she changes back to her normal colors!”

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Gah, whatta loser!

It’s just a phase, Sharon H.

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19 thoughts on “Bird Slumber Party

  1. Lucy's Mom September 5, 2019 / 3:35 pm

    Just wait until they start with the prank phone calls: “Is your refrigerator running? Then you better run after it.” I am soooo dating myself with that one. πŸ˜ƒ

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom September 5, 2019 / 5:12 pm

      How about “Do you have Prince Albert in a can”?

      • Lucy's Mom September 5, 2019 / 5:35 pm

        I was actually going to use that as my example of a prank call but I didn’t think anybody else would remember it. πŸ˜ƒ

        • Murray C. September 5, 2019 / 10:01 pm

          I was thinking along the same lines!

  2. AJ September 5, 2019 / 4:53 pm

    And that music they listen to. Like, really, they call that music?? It just sound like noise to me.

  3. allein 🐾 September 5, 2019 / 6:40 pm

    When’s the pillow fight?

    • Duckie πŸ₯ September 5, 2019 / 7:10 pm

      They just gently toss themselves at each other. They’re already feathered.
      Peeps, I have sad news. Duckie had to be re-homed, on orders from my doctor. My breathing problems were being aggravated by his birdness, and I had to give him up.

      • allein 🐾 September 5, 2019 / 7:24 pm

        Oh no! πŸ™

      • dubravkamcvmd September 5, 2019 / 7:26 pm

        Oh that is very sad. I’m sorry. Would any type of bird be a problem?

        • Duckie πŸ₯ September 5, 2019 / 9:25 pm

          I know I’m okay with roast turkey.

          • allein 🐾 September 5, 2019 / 10:51 pm

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            πŸ—

      • Luv Bunny September 5, 2019 / 7:33 pm

        I didn’t know one could have respiratory issues due to a bird. Sorry to hear this because I know you were excited to be given the boirdee and looked forward to training and spoiling him.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom September 5, 2019 / 10:17 pm

        Oh, Duckie, I’m so sorry Little Duckie had to be re-homed, though I know it was the best solution for your healthβ€”no small matter! Bibi sends hypo-allergenic puppy kisses and I send non-fattening cyber-chocolate.

      • Kar September 6, 2019 / 4:31 pm

        I’m sorry, that has got to hurt more than the breathing problems.

      • Faye September 6, 2019 / 6:10 pm

        Awwww. Sorry Duckie.

  4. Dulcie September 5, 2019 / 10:32 pm

    Oh darn Duckie! That really sucks! But yes, your health comes first. I am sure your wonderful neighbors are disappointed too. ☹️

  5. Lucy's Mom September 6, 2019 / 9:19 am

    So sorry to hear that, Duckie. But you know your health has to come first and I’m absolutely sure you found him the best possible home.

  6. Murray C. September 6, 2019 / 4:16 pm

    Duckie, add me to the list of folks wishing you well and expressing sadness on your having to rehome your new little friend.

  7. Kar September 6, 2019 / 4:31 pm

    I want to see them do “Light as a Feather, Stiff as a board…”

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