Harold Saves the Day

Not That Mike The Other Mike

The flight attendant left the cockpit, forcing a professional smile across her face to mask her feelings of dread. Behind her, the pilot lay unconscious in his seat, his only hope the inscription on the medic alert bracelet on his wrist: In case of emergency, apply dog slobber. Her eyes scanned the passengers faces until they found Harold, meeting her gaze with a look of focused concern. He knew. Somehow, he knew.

dog in airplane
[ SLOBBERING INSTINCT INTENSIFIES ]
I am serious, Sharon H. And don’t call me Shirley.

You already voted!

18 thoughts on “Harold Saves the Day”

  1. allein 🐾 September 13, 2019 / 1:34 pm

    Hmm…what kind of condition is cured with dog slobber?

    Sprinkles, maybe?

    • Duckie 🐥 September 13, 2019 / 5:56 pm

      Based on research, it appears that slobber can actually intensify sprinkles.

      This is one of those times I delayed scrolling, just to let my imagination soar. As usual, I couldn’t compete with Mike’s imagination.

      • Dulcie September 13, 2019 / 8:55 pm

        I was afraid to scroll down! I really didn’t want to see drool! Yuk. 😁

    • Mal September 13, 2019 / 7:36 pm

      All of them, Katie.

      • allein 🐾 September 13, 2019 / 8:14 pm

        lol

  2. dubravkamcvmd September 13, 2019 / 2:03 pm

    Helpless laughter ensued.

  3. Lucy's Mom September 13, 2019 / 2:05 pm

    I volunteer to have Harold practice on me. Repeatedly. 😃

  4. Laura September 13, 2019 / 4:09 pm

    I would sit next to Harold on an airplane any day. 😀

  5. debg September 13, 2019 / 4:37 pm

    Harold would be a great seat companion. Bet he doesn’t dogspread!

  6. Faye September 13, 2019 / 5:05 pm

    I don’t fly, ever. Can Harold slobber on me in the car? Please!

    • Dulcie September 13, 2019 / 8:58 pm

      OMG what is the matter with you people??!!
      We’re talking slimy slithery drool!
      Ok okay I guess it’s me with the problem ha ha 😁!

      • fkaWaldenPond September 13, 2019 / 9:03 pm

        Aha! It is you who down-voted! Ok, I’m good with that. 😀 (We all have our limits…)

        • Dulcie September 13, 2019 / 10:31 pm

          Oh no that wasn’t me!!

      • allein 🐾 September 13, 2019 / 9:22 pm

        I’m with you. Cute doggie, but please don’t lick me. One reason I like little ones; they don’t tend to drool. (Stars drools when she purrs, sometimes, though. On the rare occasions she gets comfy in my lap I need to have a towel or something or she’ll drip on me. I never knew cats drooled before her.)

        • smartypants September 13, 2019 / 10:32 pm

          That’s a good sign, cats drool when they’re happy. My Himalayan cat drooled buckets!

    • Faye September 13, 2019 / 9:57 pm

      Drool happens! In reality I don’t mind doggie kisses. Revs up the immune system. Drool not so much.

  7. Kar September 14, 2019 / 9:53 pm

    Is it serious enough to go to a hospital?

    It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

Comments are closed.