She Sells Sea Shacks by the Sea Shore

“Hello, this The Ocean, and I’m calling with an exciting opportunity! Have you wanted to live near the beach, but thought you couldn’t afford it? Thanks to recent sea level changes, you can own ‘beach-back’ properties for just a fraction of the cost! They’re still near the beach, just in the other direction! Press two to connect with a representative and get in on the ground floor, so to speak!”

dog hears seashell
(Hmm, maybe I can take out an underwater mortgage.)

Dang, all I ever hear are waves, Sharon H.

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5 thoughts on “She Sells Sea Shacks by the Sea Shore

  1. Lucy's Mom October 2, 2019 / 3:55 pm

    I’d buy pretty much anything that little furball was selling. 😃

  2. Michael October 2, 2019 / 4:27 pm

    My mortgage is underwater, but that’s okay, because the property is underwater. Clever.

    That pooch looks like he’s actually hearing the ocean. With a great white shark in it.

  3. Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 2, 2019 / 5:11 pm

    Oh, good grief. Roboshells?!?

    • allein 🐾 October 2, 2019 / 5:36 pm

      Ha!

    • Debg October 2, 2019 / 10:04 pm

      Golf clap.

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