Congratulations on your purchase of the Fe-Lex 3000 home companion system. The Kit-T-Kat Corporation is proud to offer an unconditional 90-day guarantee. If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, please return your Fe-Lex 3000 in its original packaging.
If cats weren’t a little bit defective, they wouldn’t be fun, Sharon H.
I don’t have drapes. Can I get a discount for this slightly used one?
That Kit-T-Kat fits purrfectly.
To be fair, some drapes are hideous. You should take styling advice from an orange marmalade.
Will this return be offered on Ebay?? I love shopping on Ebay and don’t mind a slightly used model. I also don’t have curtains, just blinds.
Returning a soft, orange, purring home companion system? No, it is not going to happen.
The oranges ones are the best. I also volunteer to comfort the poor returned ones if there are any.
I’m satisfied just looking at that cutey tabby. No need to return.