The Creation of Dog

Not That Mike The Other Mike

And lo, Man looked upon the living room and was vexed. Man had been dumped by Woman but He had secretly dumped Her first and Man had drunk the last of the PBR and thus Man was buzzed and alone. And so Man said: Let there be a beast full of eternal love, who will stay with me always and not complain when I leave the seat up and honestly I was getting better about that and I think I deserve some credit here. And thus Man created Dog. And Dog looked at Him and said I love you, Man.

For Dog, too, was a little buzzed. (Imgur)

Adog, er, Amen, Sharon H.

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9 thoughts on “The Creation of Dog”

  1. Dulcie November 4, 2019 / 1:25 pm

    Oh mah gawd!!!!! That is epic Mike!!
    😁😂🤣🤣😁😂

    • Murray C. November 4, 2019 / 1:36 pm

      Isn’t it ??? So love this.

    • JenDeyan November 4, 2019 / 3:42 pm

      I was trying to not bust out laughing here at work.

  2. dubravkamcvmd November 4, 2019 / 1:41 pm

    The Sistine Chapel has nothing on this.

  3. allein 🐾 November 4, 2019 / 1:44 pm

    Good dog.

  4. AJ November 4, 2019 / 2:12 pm

    A masterpiece!!! Applause, Applause maestro!! Cue the heavenly harps and singing cherubim.

  5. Alice Shortcake November 4, 2019 / 2:22 pm

    And Man, being thankful, did cause a bed to be provided for Dog. And lo, the bed did support, cushion, and warm Dog; likewise it did protect Dog from the torment of creeping things that biteth and itcheth. And Dog saw that it was good, and looked kindly upon Man, and did smile in a mysterious way.

    • Dulcie November 4, 2019 / 3:01 pm

      Hee hee I noticed that anti-varmint feature too Alice!

  6. Kar November 4, 2019 / 5:32 pm

    “F____ that, Pat’s Blue Ribbon! “

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