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No wire hangers, Sharon H.!
Kitty Dearest…
Ooh. Good one.
Why, cat? And how??
Because he can, and none of your business.
I too would like to know why/how. I have seen this more than once in real life – really need to know the how. The why is explained pretty well in the above remark from Allein.
They will also teach you how to claw your owner because you do not want to go to the vet and then behave perfectly once you are there.
I had this very experience yesterday! Furry brat.
omg, is that OMG Cat?