“Thanks, Mom. I am really looking forward to this bath, because I’ve noticed a really weird smell lately when I lick myself, near the base of my tail. You know the spot. Anyway, it’s like a combination of rotten eggs and dead fish, with just a hint of skunk juice and burning tires. And I’m thinking to myself, What the hell did you eat, Brian? Did something crawl up you and die? Hey, are you going to be okay?”
I’m so very sorry, Sharon H.
Callous cat is callous.
He’s probably worried she’ll be too sick to prepare his lunch. 😋
There should be some kind of scroll down warning attached to some of your posts Mike. Seriously OHSA needs to be consulted here.
I just kinda brace myself as a general rule…
I have said a few times that Mike needs to come up with warning labels on some of his posts. We are in danger of bruising our heads from all the “thunking and ded, we do when hitting the ground” from all the cute. However, this isn’t so cute as clever thoughts from the cat.
“Before proceeding:
– set chair back to upright position,
– plant both feet firmly on the ground,
– engage the core for maximum stability,
– finish chewing food,
– swallow any remaining hot beverage,
– make sure airway is unobstructed,
– aim your head away from anyone sitting across within projectile distance,
– survey the surroundings to make sure no one who would misinterpret your sudden, silly behavior is around…”
Yeah, I really regret reading this while eating lunch. Brilliant, but gross. 😉
And make sure there is no one in the vicinity with a heart problem so your shriek of surprise/joy/laughter does not cause cardiac arrest.
Someone’s really going to need that toothpaste…
Eventually
This is a once in a lifetime picture opportunity that only Mike could take full advantage of.
Eewwwww. Nice bathroom though.
“Are you coughing up furballs, mom?”
The cat is cute and I hope the lady gets better soon.
It is hard to resist the call of the Porcelaine God.
Y;know, it could be morning sickness. Otherwise whoever is filming this probably deserves some fresh hairballs on their (his) shoes.
Frankly, I think whoever took and published that photo deserves far worse than hairballs in their shoes.
Yeah. True. But you can’t see their face. Unless the whole neighborhood recognizes this particular butt?
This post is a classic. I put it up there with the butt bed post from Cute Overload days of yore. Luckily I hadn’t taken the first sip of coffee but I was darned close.
Cause and effect.