“Look, pal — you want that sweet spot by the fireplace all to yourself, and I want to raid the pantry whenever I want, and it would appear we have a mutual interest in getting rid of the cat, so I have a little proposition for you…”
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I don’t know if this is proper. Do we need that cat from today’s Links post to start an im-peach-ment investigation? π
Brilliant, Allien. π
Wow! Just wow!!! πππππππ
Good one!
Nicely done!
No quid pro quo!!
NO quid pro quo!
NO QUID PRO QUO!!!
What about a squid pro quo?
Allein! on both! π
Allein is on fire today! And yes, these two look like they’re up to something.
Fire and Furry?
(Yes, this is a real book.)
The hearings the past few days have annihilated my productivity. We live in the dumbest possible cyberpunk dystopia.
When the words βA$AP Rockyβ tumbled out of Gordon Sondlandβs mouth, it nearly broke my already tenuous grasp of reality.
I never even heard of the guy until a couple months ago…I still don’t understand why the US president is involved in his case…
The Kardashians asked him to help and they are after all TV stars.
Oh, of course. Why didn’t I think of that? π
At first I was like “haha, that’s entirely possible.” Then I remembered that’s genuinely what happened and rolled my eyes so hard I could see my brain.
What ever theyβre quid pro quoing about, Iβm sure it will be leaked in a very loud unsecured phone call in an outdoor cafe somewhere in the Ukraine!
I hit a paywall on the WP article so– of. course. I had to go and check out the menu on my own. π The rosti and dumplings look delicious.
I hear, loud good reviews of the desserts. Especially the JUST ones. π
Colluding over kibble?
https://twitter.com/victoryrhoad/status/1197284841613602819
Fantastic!
Mike, this post made me howl. Well done!
First, these comments are hilarious. Well done, all. Second, I tried to figure out where the photo came from originally, but I’m not a good-enough cyber sleuth. I know it’s at least 3 years old, so how did it resurface? But looking at it — I mean really — it’s a wild mouse, from the looks of things. I can imagine the dog not wanting to eat the mouse — the dog might come from a home with a pet mouse or rat and it now considers small rodents to be friends, not food. But how did the MOUSE know that? What in heck does the mouse think it’s doing???
hahaha Michael, I thought you were talking about the “I want nothing” photo and I was really, really confused until I came to “It’s a wild mouse” – guess I shouldn’t read the comments til I’ve had my covfefe. The rest of the comments, too, are brilliant – I especially like the Morrissey renderings and Blue Footed Booby captured my reaction to the past few days perfectly. TGIF, y’all!
I’m off tomorrow. TG, indeed.
Another witty piece of writing from Mike. Well done!
I came for the cute animals, and I stay for Mike’s copy.