Meanwhile, at the Squirrel Picnic…

November 22, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

After stuffing himself with barbecued acorns, Uncle Bushy chugs his third beer and proceeds to blurt out his uncensored opinion of cats before passing out.

squirrel next to beer can — … damn no-good stupid mutts, I oughta… (Pleated Jeans)

via Sharon H.

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allein 🐾 November 22, 2019 / 10:51 am

I woulda thought he’d drink this…
Lucy's Mom November 22, 2019 / 10:59 am

Such a shame to see yet another squirrel fall into the abyss of alcohol abuse. We can only hope he seeks treatment before he completely spirals out of control.
- Dulcie November 22, 2019 / 3:58 pm
  
  Yeah. Nothing worse than a squirrel gone nuts.
michael (not him) November 22, 2019 / 11:32 am

Just in time for the Thanksgiving holidays. Family gatherings are so memorable.
- Alice Shortcake November 22, 2019 / 11:33 am
  
  But not always for the right reasons, thanks to relatives like Uncle Bushy…
  - fkaWaldenPond November 22, 2019 / 2:01 pm
    
    On the bright side, it only took three beers to quiet Uncle Bushy; in my family it would take considerably more with something much stronger to silence anyone.
    - Dulcie November 22, 2019 / 4:00 pm
      
      Ever tried duct tape? Sledgehammer? Chloroform? 😁
- allein 🐾 November 22, 2019 / 11:40 am
  
  My family parties are so boring…we eat dinner, drink a little but not to excess, don’t fight about politics or religion (even the atheists at Christmas!)…we actually like each other…what are we doing wrong?
AJ November 22, 2019 / 11:43 am

Did this scenario start with the phrase “Hey, hold my beer a minute”???
Carlotta November 22, 2019 / 12:24 pm

We’ve been watching a very determined squirrel trying to get to our big feeder full of sunflower seeds. The feeder hangs under the eaves, and no squirrels have reached it yet!
Sorry the game cams aren’t hooked up yet.
Yes! It’s my birthday, and Husband gave me two game cams!!! I don’t know how they work, yet. This should be interesting.
- allein 🐾 November 22, 2019 / 12:28 pm
  
  Happy Birthday! Hoping for some Cutetropolis-worthy footage!
- fkaWaldenPond November 22, 2019 / 1:59 pm
  
  Have a wonderful birthday Carlotta!
- debg November 22, 2019 / 3:02 pm
  
  Happy day, Carlotta! Enjoy your new toys!
- Ricky & Bibi's Mom November 22, 2019 / 4:12 pm
  
  Happy birthday!
Blue Footed Booby November 22, 2019 / 12:39 pm

I’ve read about people in Australia who have fruit-bearing trees in their yard looking out the window to find an accumulation of passed-out magpies, courtesy the natural fermentation process. Some people put together a birdie drunk tank so the birds can sober up without getting grabbed by a cat.
- debg November 22, 2019 / 3:02 pm
  
  That is beautiful on so many levels.
Murray C. November 22, 2019 / 4:13 pm

Happy Birthday, Carlotta! And kudos to the magpie protection scheme!
- Carlotta November 22, 2019 / 5:57 pm
  
  Thanks, everyone!!! I hope I can contribute something from the cams!