Split Derision

I’m of two minds about you. On the one hand, I hate the way you pinch my cheeks and talk to me in that baby voice, but on the other hand that cat food you feed me tastes like slop, I wouldn’t feed it to a dog. In other words, I’m convinced you suck, but I can’t decide exactly why.

two-tone cat sticks out tongue
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10 thoughts on “Split Derision

  1. allein 🐾 November 26, 2019 / 9:34 am

    lol…original title of picture:

    “Dodo’s response when I told her to get out of my chair”

    Sounds about right.

    • EA Gorman November 26, 2019 / 10:48 am

      Maybe she’s annoyed she was named “Dodo.”

      • allein 🐾 November 26, 2019 / 10:50 am

        Wouldn’t you be?

  2. Dulcie November 26, 2019 / 10:50 am

    Two minds. Two faces.

    • Clairdelune November 26, 2019 / 11:17 am

      Hmmm. That could mean two times the trouble. I hope her caretaker has a good arsenal of coping tricks!!

  3. Clairdelune November 26, 2019 / 11:13 am

    I’m familiar with that look, especially when I tell her to get off the kitchen table, or when I point out that she already ate only one hour earlier…

  4. Debg November 26, 2019 / 3:30 pm

    I love Tongue-out Tuesday.

  5. Mal November 26, 2019 / 7:53 pm

    Aww, I had a two-face tortie (officially, that pattern is a chimera). She just looked lopsided.

  6. Kar November 26, 2019 / 9:25 pm

    I can’t help but wonder if that kitty’s as squeezable as I think they are.

  7. Laura November 26, 2019 / 9:57 pm

    My Emily was a tortie with the sharp dividing line down her face. My husband called it her racing stripe. 😁

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