“Cower in fear, wretched mortal, for I have chosen you to be my undead bride for all eternity! When night falls, I will come to your bedside, and together we — will you stop giggling and making that kissy sound? I’m serious!”
Sometimes it sucks to be cute, Andrew Y.
Count Dracutela.
You just can’t get cuter than that. If I thought there was some way a bat could live happily with me in my apartment I would adopt one. I guess there are rescue bats?
Bats do NOT make good pets—despite the fact that people buy them illegally for that purpose!😡
This little baby flying fox is just too adorable, so I understand why anyone would want one!! There are bat rescues around the world and there may be one near you where you can volunteer. I wish I lived in Texas near Bat World Sanctuary myself!☺️
Yes, you are truly terrifying. I’m trembling in fear.
Now, who’s the cutest and bestest little batty watty?! You are!!! 😁
PLINK, PLINK go the undead eyes!
It does NOT suck to be cute!! 🦇🦇
Is my apology valid if I giggle all the way through?
I vant to suck your blood!! But I’ll settle for a bite of banana. He is just the cutest little morsel. Since bats don’t make good pets, maybe I’ll adopt one at a sanctuary.
I suggest Bat World Sanctuary, whose owner has done AMAZING things with bats! 🤩
They even have a place on their site where you can watch all the bats flying around, eating and socializing at night. It is awe inspiring! If you like bats you will become addicted to watching them!💜💜💜
They have bunches of bats like the one above (zoo and pet owner surrenders as these bats aren’t native to the US).
My word!!!!! The toes!!!!! The wings that look like a cape!!!!! That some powerful cuteness there!!!!
Yes, those toes are lethally adorable! And the beautiful wings and wing fingers! And those EYES — so big and dark and lovely! Flying foxes really are the beauty queens of the bat world, aren’t they though?