(You know what would be cool? My own catnip farm, just acres of catnip all for me. And it would be next to a lake full of trout that would just jump into my mouth. And a big house with nothing but dressers for me to knock stuff off of. That would be sweet.)
Kitty is just begging for a belly scritch.
Oh for Pete’s (or Mike’s) sake!! This is such a great scroll down. I think I am going to need a special thesaurus to provide me with choice responses to just such posts!! Because I need more words!!
I think kitty has already been hitting the ‘nip based on that expression. I so want to dive into that belly fur and give raspberries, based on the blissed out look, I don’t think s/he’d mind too much.
” . . . and cushy heated beds and sunbeams available 24/7 and . . . .”
I noticed there seems to be a fringe at the edge of the frame. I wonder if it’s just a rug or if it’s actually a cushion of some sort for kitty to sleep on.
“…and slave dogs cleaning out my litter box…”
Ooh yuk Duckie…if you are talking about the dog tendency to…well…just yuk!! 😁😁
Ummm…not quite sure what you mean. I meant slave dogs using scoops to remove the usage and being humiliated by it. Sort of a negative Marc Anthony.
Maybe it is not as common as I think but I know a couple of doggies that will “dine” at a litter box! So that’s the first thing I thought of Duckie. I much prefer your scenario…😁😁
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I vant to teekle the armpits! And as an aside, my story of the day is: I was just at the mall over lunch picking up gifts when someone behind me dropped a toonie ($2 Canadian coin) and it rolled past me. So I automatically turn to the woman behind me and said ‘Oh, you dropped a coin’ and she simply blew past me. The the woman behind her calmly walks past me and states ‘It’s mine and mind your own business, bitch.’ 😀 !!? Ahhh, tis the season for kindness and joy. I started giggling because how else can you reasonably react to that?
I thought Canadians were supposed to be so polite…
Evidently not today, Allein.
Some are just nuts…what can you do??
Good for you–that’s the perfect response to such ludicrousness!
Yeeks! You just destroyed one of my fondest illusions.
I too want to tickle the armpits.
Not even a “Mind your own business bitch please, Eh!”?
LOL, Ok a true Canadian response would have been, “Sorry bitch, but please kindly mind your own business, thanks.”
That’s much more authentic!
“And a Merry Christmas to you, too!”
Right?! Yahhh, I think I got some misguided strong family Christmas get-together rage.
Sometimes, if I’m feeling really nice, I’ll raise my right hand and make a motion like a priest giving a blessing. People have absolutely no idea of how to respond.