Attack of the Wombeast

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

Step after lumbering step, the beast came closer. I stood helpless, transfixed by its unblinking beady eyes as its dagger-sharp claws pounded the earth with each thundering step. At last, the creature bellowed out “Grr! I am scawy monstah and I demand cuddles!”

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allein 🐾 December 11, 2019 / 9:34 am

I will cuddle all the wombats if it will prevent a wampage, er, rampage.
- Clairdelune December 11, 2019 / 11:23 am
  
  Me too!! Do you know where we can apply?
  - allein 🐾 December 11, 2019 / 11:31 am
    
    Are they on WinkedIn?
    - Lucy's Mom December 11, 2019 / 11:48 am
      
      Nicely done! 👍 Meanwhile, I’m sitting here wacking my bwain to come up with something clever. 😋
      
      My conclusion: I’m no NTMTOM. 😀
      - allein 🐾 December 11, 2019 / 11:51 am
        
        Don’t you mean “cwever”?
        
        Lucy's Mom December 11, 2019 / 12:15 pm
        
        I stand cowwected.
        
        allein 🐾 December 11, 2019 / 12:17 pm
        
        I’m starting to hear this thread in the voice of Barry Kripke from The Big Bang Theory.
        
        Faye December 11, 2019 / 12:40 pm
        
        Wes! Me twoo!
fkaWaldenPond December 11, 2019 / 11:55 am

Ahhhh! Oh nooo!! Run towards it! Run towards it!
AJ December 11, 2019 / 12:18 pm

Oh so scawy!! I’m quaking in my boots. And this PLUS the comments has unleashed another fit of silent laughing. Everyone hear sounds like Elmer Fudd or Barry Kripke.
Faye December 11, 2019 / 12:42 pm

Glad they’re not called Whambats!
Luv Bunny December 11, 2019 / 12:44 pm

And oodles of cuddles this wombeast would get, if only I was there to scoop him/her up and squeeze and bop the nose.
Meleo1 December 11, 2019 / 12:59 pm

Waughing at evwybody’s comments, gotta dwy the teaws! I do wuv me some wombeasts! Xo to this one!
Debg December 11, 2019 / 3:22 pm

I will accede to those demands!