Social media was recently flush with outrage over news of a new sloping toilet designed to reduce the length of workplace bathroom breaks. Startled by the backlash, the manufacturer has abandoned the design in favor of a new deterrent, the “Toilet Sphinx,” which only grants access once you answer his devious riddles.
Um….I feel like this could end badly…
That Depends.
😂😂😂
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Yup Allein Yup 😁
My suggestion would be to go provide free bran muffins to the staff. Problem solved sheesh.
First Question:
What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
European?
Huh? I– I don’t know that?
You’re not-a-peein’ if you don’t figure it out.. 😉
Damn, runs away to find a less inquisitive bathroom.
I’m pretty sure Toilet Sphinx could reduce break time more cutely than the sloping one!
Howling with laughter at wittiness of Mike and commenters. So much win here.
“Ok, I’ll just pee on the sphinx.”
Better yet, go in their litter box and watch how fast they get off that toilet seat to investigate. I have yet to meet a cat that is not extremely possessive of their litter box.
I laughed so much I peed a little. Huh? Wait. That conflicts with the whole point of the Sphinx’s power play.
King Cat is on the throne.