Hipster Vampire

December 30, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

Unlike some of the older vampires, I believe in ethical consumption and reducing my carbon footprint. That’s why I only bite vegans who eat locally-sourced organic fruits and vegetables.

cat in knit hat — Anything but garlic, obviously. (Reddit)

Special fangs to sender-inner Andrew Y.

You already voted!

You might also like...

allein 🐾 December 30, 2019 / 11:57 am

I bet he likes farmers markets…
- Dulcie December 30, 2019 / 12:38 pm
  
  Hee hee Allein 😁!
  But really, that wee knitted hat is far too natty. It should look like a thin, shapeless, dirty water grey sock turned inside out and jammed onto the head like it is becoming one with the scalp. Ugh.
  - fkaWaldenPond December 30, 2019 / 2:09 pm
    
    Seriously. I know it is an overused joke but I do have trouble determining homeless vs hipster.
Kar December 30, 2019 / 12:56 pm

Oh baby,

I want to slip him some iron pills or spinach to offset the vegan blood, which I fear may resemble beet juice.
AJ December 30, 2019 / 2:42 pm

What happened to his little goatee beard and man bun??
Emsthemonster December 30, 2019 / 2:52 pm

Come, live with me sweet lil’ catpire, I have a few vegan friends 🙂
Julie December 30, 2019 / 4:53 pm

This is so brilliant. Thank you, Mike!