“Hi there. Since this is going to be a long flight, I just thought I’d let you know that sometimes I whimper and howl when I’m sleeping. Nothing to worry about. Also, I really like to blast Who Let the Dogs Out? on my headphones. I’ll try to keep it low so you won’t hear. And if you smell anything, I had three burritos at the food court before we took off. Sorry about that.”
I don’t think I’d mess with him…
And for your own safety, do not kick or jostle the back of my seat.
Ok, and why is that woman about to burst into tears a few rows up? I hope that’s not a flight attendant.
I don’t think that’s crying… I think it’s the stink-eye. Maybe she detected a peculiar smell…
No, they just served the in-flight meal. ba doom baa
This is my DREAM flight – being able to sit next to a doggo!
“I had three burritos at the food court before we took off”
OOOfff! That’s not funny! 😉 – I was once on a red-eye where someone (I thought someone next to me) was allowing the SBDs to sneak out all night and It. Was. Bad. When we landed I looked two rows back. There was an elderly couple with what must have been a service dog before that was fashionable, and this poodle mix was so fat…. it’s no wonder. I just hope my row-mates were also aware of this dog, because I hope they didn’t think it was me!
Sorry to laugh, but your story is 😂.