I’ll Show Them! I’ll Show Them All!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

(Neuter me, will they? When will these fools learn? Evil can never be neutered, it simmers and seethes until it exacts revenge. The living room drapes? Shredded! Your precious action figures? Chewed! But that’s only the beginning. My minions shall unleash waves of crime and mayhem across all nations! The collapse of global banking! World leaders humbled for ransom! Orbital death lasers encircling the earth! MWAH-hah-hah-hah-haa!)

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You can cut off my manhood, but you’ll never cut off my ambitions! (Reddit)

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16 thoughts on “I’ll Show Them! I’ll Show Them All!”

  1. dubravkamcvmd January 14, 2020 / 9:43 am

    Yesss! A truly inspirational leader! Look at that face!

  2. Lucy'sMom January 14, 2020 / 9:44 am

    I’m not sure I’ve ever been more frightened. 😋

    • allein 🐾 January 14, 2020 / 9:56 am

      You should be. We all should be.

      • Alice Shortcake January 14, 2020 / 10:39 am

        I’d happily pay this minion of Satan NOT to release certain world leaders…

        • fkaWaldenPond January 14, 2020 / 11:04 am

          I want to snorgle this minion of Satan. I am jonesing for a kitty huff.

          • Clairdelune January 14, 2020 / 11:30 am

            Before the snorgle, make sure you protect your nose and any other part you would like to keep as it is. 😀

            • fkaWaldenPond January 14, 2020 / 12:28 pm

              Oh good point. :S

        • Clairdelune January 14, 2020 / 11:34 am

          To Alice: Yessssss….

        • Dulcie January 14, 2020 / 12:39 pm

          😁😁😁 Alice!!

  3. Blue Footed Booby January 14, 2020 / 10:15 am

    Compare this to the dog response: “I’m gonna get tutored! 😀 “

    • Dulcie January 14, 2020 / 12:43 pm

      Hee hee always loved that one bfb. You can just hear the “nyah nyah na na na” directed towards the cat!!

  4. AJ January 14, 2020 / 11:31 am

    I know it’s forced perspective, but that kitty looks HUUUGE. Definitely don’t want to mess with him or get in the way of his plans. Maybe I can become his executive minion??

  5. Kar January 14, 2020 / 12:20 pm

    Kitty wants to dominate and take over the world.

    In other words, it’s a Tuesday.

    • Lucy'sMom January 14, 2020 / 1:10 pm

      Wait a minute, you make them sound so ruthless. It’s a well known fact that kitties want to take over the world ONLY on days that end in “y.” 😋

      • Meleo1 January 15, 2020 / 11:55 am

        You mean, they don’t already?

  6. Sowmya January 14, 2020 / 3:01 pm

    This Black Cat/Any Random Democrat 2020!!

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