Attack of the Killer Cows!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Tired of being herded around like cattle, the nation’s cows transform into vicious, bloodthirsty beasts bent on revenge! Pretending to be meek and docile, they wait until their victim lowers her guard and then… they do a ferocious chompening!

calf bites woman's chin playfully
HAH! Such a CHOMP I give to you! (Reddit)

No more burgers for me, Andrew Y.

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8 thoughts on “Attack of the Killer Cows!”

  1. allein 🐾 February 4, 2020 / 11:04 am

    Now, that’s my kinda horror movie.

    • Duckie 🐥 February 4, 2020 / 4:39 pm

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  2. AJ February 4, 2020 / 12:08 pm

    I can tell the “victim” is totally terrified. And baby is just adorable!!!

  3. debg February 4, 2020 / 3:03 pm

    Reminds me of Fiona’s leg chomp.

    • Duckie 🐥 February 4, 2020 / 4:29 pm

      THAT’S where I saw something like this. Darling Fiona.
      Aren’t baby hippos also calves?

  4. ^oo^ February 4, 2020 / 4:36 pm

    Don’t let calves chomp your calves!

  5. Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 4, 2020 / 5:30 pm

    Judging from hovertext, little mooster is Jewish. 😉

    • debg February 4, 2020 / 6:00 pm

      I woulda plotzed.

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