Wake Up, Sheeple!

So you think you’re safe because “they” give you plenty to eat? Well, wise up, chum! “They” have plans for you, and it involves shadowy international forces beyond your comprehension! You think it’s coincidence that OPEC, the Bilderberg Group, and the Illuminati all have PO boxes with the number 666? Is that even true? Study it out for yourself! Stop being a sheep and learn the secrets that “they” don’t want you to know!

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Or… (ominous pause) DON’T THEY? (Imgur)

I’m trying not to look at that one hair, Sharon H.

You already voted!

5 thoughts on “Wake Up, Sheeple!

  1. fkaWaldenPond February 11, 2020 / 10:13 am

    Eeek! I’m not trying to look at that hair either!

  2. allein 🐾 February 11, 2020 / 10:17 am

    But he’s got very nice teeth…. must have a good orthodontist.

  3. AJ February 11, 2020 / 11:53 am

    Umm, hate to mention it but I think there might be something stuck in your teeth. Oh no, not at all, not very obvious, you can barely tell but I thought you would want to know.

  4. ^oo^ February 11, 2020 / 12:42 pm

    We’ve interrupted your flossing routine, right? Sorry.

    • Alice Shortcake February 11, 2020 / 4:13 pm

      I’m fairly sure it’s a strand of genetically modified grass fertilized by contrails emitted by UFOs, but you’ll have to ask the men from the black helicopters to be sure.

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