Thoughts from the Enlightened One

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Seek not the earthly rewards of wealth and power, human, for these lead only to sorrow, disillusionment, and bill collectors. Look instead to the sun, and its mighty beam that holds us in its warm embrace. Only when you fully become one with the sunbeam will it reveal to you its true colors.

cat in rainbow sunbeam
Ommmmmmmmm… (Reddit)
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8 thoughts on “Thoughts from the Enlightened One”

  1. Duckie 🐥 March 9, 2020 / 12:58 pm

    I want to embrace the embraced kitty.

  2. dubravkamcvmd March 9, 2020 / 1:29 pm

    I’m willing to join a cult of The Enlightened One.

    • allein 🐾 March 9, 2020 / 1:34 pm

      Me, too.

  3. ^oo^ March 9, 2020 / 2:56 pm

    Have you accepted the Prism as the source of Illumination?

  4. AJ March 9, 2020 / 3:13 pm

    I need to take yoga with the enlightened one. Especially after the last few weeks – virus! stock market! election! ARRRRRRRGHHHHH!

    Breathe in, breathe out. Ohmmmm. Breathe in, breathe out. Ohmmmm. Be one with your surrounding. Ah, much better. Thank you, o wise one.

  5. Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 9, 2020 / 4:29 pm

  6. Jendeyan March 9, 2020 / 4:48 pm

    I expected there to be nom nom nom after the Ommmmmmmmm…

    • dubravkamcvmd March 9, 2020 / 6:28 pm

      Definitely. In the cult of the Enlightened One there are noms after ommms.

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