Meanwhile, in the Office of Harvey Ruffman, Relationship Counselor…

“Now, Lawrence, it’s time for a reflecting moment. Becky has just said that you don’t put the jingle toys back in the correct order, and she considers this a microaggression.”

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”And how does that make you feel?”

“And Becky, while he’s thinking about that, I want you to reflect on what Lawrence said about how you spend lots of time in the litter box and how that makes him feel.”

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”And how does that make YOU feel?”

(You know, I think I may be in over my head here…)

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(That’s how I feel.)

Via author Cherie Priest on Twitter.

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8 thoughts on “Meanwhile, in the Office of Harvey Ruffman, Relationship Counselor…

  1. allein 🐕‍🦺 March 12, 2020 / 11:32 am

    Does he do individual therapy? I would like to make an appointment.

  2. Lucy'sMom March 12, 2020 / 1:33 pm

    Harvey is soooo in over his furry head! 🤣

  3. Duckie 🐥 March 12, 2020 / 1:44 pm

    Must take Duckie in to see him. Poor itty bitty blue creature is traumatized. I opened the curtains for her, just in time to see a squirrel trying to get it on with a crow, and the crow was letting it.
    Do Duckie and I qualify as a couple here?
    Poor goggie will need counselling himself after this.

    • AJ March 12, 2020 / 2:06 pm

      ROFLMAO!!!! Seriously, poor you x 2. That sounds like something that cannot be unseen. Does what you describe count as inter-species snorgling or do we need a new tag??

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 12, 2020 / 2:27 pm

      I can’t even!

  4. Duckie 🐥 March 12, 2020 / 2:33 pm

    AJ, I don’t really want it to count as anything. My delicate senses feel violated enough without it having a definition. Duckie has spent the time since huddled in her food dish. But she’s always huddled in her food dish at this time, so…

    Umm, Mike? For some reason it’s not allowing me to reply to other comments, even after choosing the reply option. It puts me as the next commenter.

    • allein 🦆 March 12, 2020 / 2:40 pm

      You crack me up, Duckie.

    • AJ March 12, 2020 / 2:56 pm

      Thank you Duckie for making me laugh even though the situation on your end is not so funny.

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