Spreading the Jam of Justice!

By day, he is mild-mannered Bryce Woofe, billionaire playboy and philanthropist from the upper crust of society. But by night, he dons the disguise that strikes terror into the hearts of all who commit heinous bread-related offenses. Wherever a sandwich cries out for mustard, whenever toast is burnt or falls butter side down on the floor, there you’ll find… Wonder-Man!

dog with bread mask
Put down the butter knife and surrender! (Imgur)

Now that’s a pure bread dog, Sharon H.

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10 thoughts on “Spreading the Jam of Justice!

  1. allein šŸ¾ March 25, 2020 / 1:17 pm

    I’d like to propose a toast…

    Side note:
    The latest episode of the Gastropod podcast is on White vs Wheat Bread….

  2. Dulcie March 25, 2020 / 2:34 pm

    Good one Allein…how about “that’s a well-bread dog”?
    And my daily tx to Mike for this site.

  3. Ricky & Bibi's Mom March 25, 2020 / 2:46 pm

    So glad there are no crumby posts here, only posts that build strong Cuteness, 12 ways!

    • Dulcie March 25, 2020 / 3:39 pm

      šŸ¤£

  4. AJ March 25, 2020 / 4:58 pm

    Here’s a funny for everyone. I got mail today for a previous resident and when I quickly looked at the return address I thought it said “Benny Hill Ministries”. Actual last name was Hinn but can you image the possibilities of a religion based on the “teachings” of the Benny Hill show? Now that’s a church I’d go to.

    • fkaWaldenPond March 25, 2020 / 5:23 pm

      Except the non-stop Yakety Sax being played!

    • Kar March 25, 2020 / 5:26 pm

      Oh geez, Benny Hinn. He needs to build a church with Joel Osteen and Creflo Dollar.

      That way I’ll know which steeple to avoid. Goes against my Yankee upbringing to discuss religion but prosperity ministers make me want to shave my head and become Buddhist, at least there’s better faux meat these days..

      • allein šŸ¾ March 25, 2020 / 5:39 pm

        I just avoid ’em all. Makes things simple.
        But he did give us this bit of hilarity, so he’s not all bad.




        (But he’s almost all bad.)

        • AJ March 25, 2020 / 7:10 pm

          I had no idea who Benny Hinn was but that is the most spectacular video I’ve seen in a while. I was crying because it was so funny and set to one of my favorite mosh metal songs. Can’t stand any of those prosperity/charismatic preachers – sorry but that’s not what Jesus was all about.

        • Debg March 25, 2020 / 9:43 pm

          A friend went to a Heilung concert back in January and showed me pix. Iā€™m noticing a resemblance.

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