I’m Statistically Significant!

I’ve pivoted the dimensional data along the x, y, z and q axes, harmonized the quadratic variables to the regressed mean of the standard deviation (rounding up then sideways), and plotted the resulting five-dimensional matrices against the parabolized averages relative to constant time-space waveforms, and I’m pleased to announce there’s a 97.4 percent chance that I have no idea what that meant.

dog looks at graphs on screen
I’m pretty sure it would make sense if I weren’t a dog. (Reddit)

He deserves a slice of pi, Andrew Y.

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11 thoughts on “I’m Statistically Significant!

  1. Tara April 2, 2020 / 12:43 pm

    Me too Puppy! Me too! And I don’t think your being a dog has anything to do with it.
    I’m trying to figure out which transformer I need to buy so that I can use my grandmother’s Pfaff sewing machine. It runs on European voltage, I’m in US, can’t figure out the watts and the amp and the ??? Good Grief.
    Hang in there… Puppy… it will be okay.

  2. allein 🐾 April 2, 2020 / 12:48 pm

    Is he wearing a Darth Vader collar?

    • Muppet2171 April 2, 2020 / 12:49 pm

      Yes. Yes he is.

  3. Duckie 🐥 April 2, 2020 / 12:50 pm

    I’m feeling pretty daft myself, pupper. It took me several minutes to clue in that the “butterfly” on your head is actually a Batman figurine.

    • Dulcie April 2, 2020 / 1:47 pm

      I have trouble with the Batman thing too! To me it is like one of those “double” images… I don’t see the bat right off!

  4. Luv Bunny April 2, 2020 / 1:35 pm

    No wonder I didn’t do well in algebra, that’s a bunch of gooble de goop. The dog, which is by far cuter, isn’t much better at explaining it than my algebra teacher.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 2, 2020 / 1:50 pm

      The dog (who is indeed very cute) is significantly better at explaining it than my high school algebra teacher. The result, however, is the same: I don’t get it.

  5. Blue Footed Booby April 2, 2020 / 1:53 pm

    This reminds me of my third semester of physics in college when we got to the section with all the early 20th century Germans and suddenly nothing made sense. The class was in a tiny, windowless room with a low ceiling, had only five other students, and it started at noon. That’s about when I decided I was done with physics.

  6. AJ April 2, 2020 / 7:06 pm

    Just reading it my head hurt and the charts didn’t help out either. Funny thing is I was really bad with math/algebra and numbers in general growing up. Now my job title says financial analyst and I spend my time reviewing accounts and scholarships. Maybe I was a late bloomer in math skills but thank goodness for the Excel program with it’s built in formulas and charting functions.

    • allein 🐾 April 2, 2020 / 7:09 pm

      Heh, I always joke that math is the reason I majored in English but my job title also contains the word “analyst” and it is part of the finance department.

  7. birdlady26 April 2, 2020 / 7:53 pm

    If you were a cat puppers, you wouldn’t care if it made sense.

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