Chips on the Cheep

Are you cooped up in the house, but too chicken to go to the store? Get your shopping done with InstaCluck, the poultry-based shopping service. Our hens will peck up your groceries and deliver them for just chicken feed! (Note: Will not deliver chicken)

chicken in grocery store
Let’s see… bag of Doritos, dozen eggs — well, I can just lay those… (Twitter)
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7 thoughts on “Chips on the Cheep

  1. ^oo^ April 6, 2020 / 11:51 am

    That’s something to crow about!

  2. Luv Bunny April 6, 2020 / 12:20 pm

    Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m afraid of, my groceries being pecked into. Otherwise between dogs delivering and now a chicken, this could be the start a new business venture.

  3. allein ๐Ÿพ April 6, 2020 / 12:20 pm

    At least they can work and not be all cooped up all the time!

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 6, 2020 / 12:23 pm

    Better InstaCluck than InstaCart, these days. Those poor workers; I don’t blame them for striking.

  5. Faye April 6, 2020 / 2:39 pm

    I love when animals shop! Domesticated or wild they get the point and help themselves. But my favorite is the big black dog who paid with leaves.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 6, 2020 / 2:45 pm

      Yes, I think that’s the winner!

      • Faye April 6, 2020 / 11:27 pm

        ๐Ÿ˜

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