While technically not living creatures, cat zombies are nonetheless complex pets with special needs, such as brains. Extra care should be taken when introducing a cat zombie into homes with other pets or small children, who have easily accessible brains. Also, cat zombies should not be allowed to sleep with you at night. Because, you know, brains.
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Makes sense since thereβs a cloaked mother ship orbiting Earth that gives them orders.
I wanna poke the tongue…
…can I poke the tongue?
Can you? Sure. Should you? Remains to be seen.
Only one way to find out.
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…I’ll risk it.
Been nice knowing you. π€£
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If you can’t get a brain snack, a fingertip will do…
In my head, I’m reading this to the tune of Christmas is Coming: If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do!