Caring for Your Cat Zombie

While technically not living creatures, cat zombies are nonetheless complex pets with special needs, such as brains. Extra care should be taken when introducing a cat zombie into homes with other pets or small children, who have easily accessible brains. Also, cat zombies should not be allowed to sleep with you at night. Because, you know, brains.

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8 thoughts on “Caring for Your Cat Zombie

  1. AJ April 14, 2020 / 9:35 am

    Makes sense since there’s a cloaked mother ship orbiting Earth that gives them orders.

  2. allein 🐾 April 14, 2020 / 9:57 am

    I wanna poke the tongue…

    …can I poke the tongue?

    • Blue Footed Booby April 14, 2020 / 10:01 am

      Can you? Sure. Should you? Remains to be seen.

      Only one way to find out.

      • allein 🐾 April 14, 2020 / 10:09 am

        πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

        …I’ll risk it.

        • Lucy'sMom April 14, 2020 / 11:30 am

          Been nice knowing you. 🀣

  3. Faye April 14, 2020 / 11:52 am

    πŸ§ πŸ‘€

  4. ^oo^ April 14, 2020 / 12:12 pm

    If you can’t get a brain snack, a fingertip will do…

    • Catwhisperer April 15, 2020 / 9:08 am

      In my head, I’m reading this to the tune of Christmas is Coming: If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do!

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