The First Annual Coronalympics

With most competitive sports on lockdown, people are looking for sporting thrills anywhere they can. And so we take you now to our first event, the finals of the speed eating:

https://twitter.com/MrAndrewCotter/status/1243539675031232519

And now let’s cut to the qualifying round of the toilet paper jump for cats:

https://twitter.com/BichinhosFB/status/1244247940471783424

And now we take you to hour four of the marathon hiding-from-the-humans event:

Thanks to our Action Sports Team for their help with what we hope will be the last annual Coronalympics: Andrew Y., J M and Tara O.

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14 thoughts on “The First Annual Coronalympics

  1. debg April 15, 2020 / 3:30 pm

    I’m jealous–not just of that lady’s action cats, but of her toilet paper stash! Fingers crossed that my delivery arrives tomorrow and each roll lasts longer than 1 day.

    • Alice Shortcake April 15, 2020 / 3:55 pm

      We really need slo-mo in the cats’ toilet roll jumping. All I got was a vague impression of high speed fluff.

  2. allein 🐾 April 15, 2020 / 3:44 pm

    I was hoping to catch the coverage of the snooze on the couch…

  3. Duckie 🐥 April 15, 2020 / 4:50 pm

    I nearly choked on my tea at “stationary cucumber”.

    • AJ April 15, 2020 / 5:39 pm

      What got me was about people being home – “dogs are ecstatic, and cats just want them to PISS OFF”

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 15, 2020 / 5:01 pm

    Pretty sure I posted the Andrew Cotter vid on a thread a few days ago. He’s very funny! That said, I love all of these!

  5. Not that Fiona the other Fiona April 15, 2020 / 5:25 pm

    Andrew Cotter, who commented on his dogs’ eating contest, is a pretty well known professional BBC sports commentator. There’s another video with the dogs battling over a toy, it’s really good.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 15, 2020 / 5:42 pm

      Ooh, I’ll look for that!

        • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 15, 2020 / 6:21 pm

          OMG, I think I’m in love. (But there’s no such thing as a bad dog.)

          • allein 🐾 April 15, 2020 / 6:25 pm

            I love that the big prize is being told she’s a good dog.

  6. Kar April 15, 2020 / 9:31 pm

    “ swapping of balls at the end ..”

    I guess they can’t swap jerseys can they?

    • Alice Shortcake April 16, 2020 / 5:27 am

      I puzzled over that comment until I realized he said “bowls”.

      • Kar April 16, 2020 / 8:44 pm

        Oh the imagery there.

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