South Boing, Iowa — Mail-order entrepreneurs Chad and Vanessa Evil have declared bankruptcy after their cat Maurice shredded their hoard of toilet paper, which they had planned to sell online. “We just stepped out for moment,” lamented Vanessa, “and our entire investment was wiped out!”
via Sharon H.
No regrets
It looks like it is still usable. Just not in a roll anymore. They could offer a “slashed” price.
“Wiped.”
Kitty says “that’s what you get for hoarding.”
So their stock is now in the toilet? Serves them right.
May all hoarders get the same treatment!
Did I mention that my jumbo pack arrived from Amazon last Thursday? The delivery person set it on my porch, then came back to cover it with an opaque plastic bag. Protection from the rainsnow or from covetous neighbors? (It was in see-through packaging.)
I actually got euphoric, knowing I had paper on hand for a while.
P.S. gorgeous kitty. Looks like an Abyssinian.
P.P.S. so glad my herd aren’t interested in the TP. I’ve only ever had one unroller.
What unusual coloring. Dark tabby coat but with a white waist coat. And that white muzzle, too much.
Chad and Vanessa Evil? Bwahahahahahahahha!