Next Week, on The Poochelor…

As he prepares for the final rose ceremony, Maxwell agonizes over his choices. Should he choose Annabelle, who brought the perfect fetching stick to their play date? Or Becky, whose slow and sensual tummy rubs sent him swooning? Or Carlita, who took him out for all the hamburgers he could eat?

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Why can’t I have all three? (Reddit)

Gotta be burgers, Andrew Y.

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8 thoughts on “Next Week, on The Poochelor…

  1. N. Fritz April 29, 2020 / 10:03 am

    NTMTOM, what about Stacey Schmorple??

  2. Blue Footed Booby April 29, 2020 / 11:35 am

    At first I misread the headline as Poochlabor, which would be a great concept for an anime.

  3. Faye April 29, 2020 / 11:43 am

    Iā€™m swooning.

  4. Dulcie April 29, 2020 / 11:45 am

    Aww smooshed up cookies and cream! You are adorable! There must be a way to get all three!

  5. Duckie šŸ„ April 29, 2020 / 11:52 am

    Pick me! I can do all three!
    I’ll even let you sleep on my bed!

  6. allein šŸ¾ April 29, 2020 / 1:50 pm

    He looks like a black and white photo…

    Now this is a reality show I would watch.

  7. AJ April 29, 2020 / 3:45 pm

    Can’t believe no one has mentioned his arresting Paul Newman blue eyes. He’s sooo handsome and debonair.

  8. Carlotta April 29, 2020 / 9:48 pm

    Me, me! Oh, you said Carlita. Nevermind.

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