While her husband was away on one of his frequent business trips, Velma Floofner often entertained herself by having impure thoughts about the pool boy.
You can imagine where it goes from there, Sharon H.
Cougar Alert
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I’m right there with you, Velma.
Dear Velma Floofner….go for it.
“I just like watching him clean the filter.”
(Legally Blonde)
Whoo! Is it getting warm in here or is just me??? (As I clutch my pearls and fan myself with a paper fan from the First United Anitoch Baptist Church). Reminds me of the opening to one of those Harlequin Romance novels. And for your viewing pleasure, here’s Raoul …
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSpJm5mO6qdkxzaLY7kuczl5_3rvjNYZxxrvQdBDZC2ankMfTlp&usqp=CAU
mmmm hmmmmm
[catty side remark]
I bet that she’s had whisker implants, they weren’t that big last summer.
🤣🤣
OH, meow!
If anyone still believes cats do not love their owners this is proof that they are wrong, she kept those glasses in place long enough for her bored humans to take a picture. 😹
Today is a noisy day in Duckieville, and a certain blue feathered creature has much to say about it, which isn’t helping matters! I threatened to turn her into a small blue pincushion, and she gave me what for. Construction and lawn boy (who isn’t that bad looking) at the same time.
Hubby and I have been discussing what cats we want in the near future. We keep changing our minds. Any suggestions? He’s outdoorsy, and I’m content with a good book in the bath.
Velma was hoping to hide behind the window coverings and whistle, but her owner denied her. Sorry, sweetie, no curtain calls today.
Duckie, I believe Ragdolls are the most laid back and might, for that reason, be fine with whatever you’re into.
Personally, I’m hoping to find a Cornish Rex (that doesn’t cost $$$$$) because they’re supposedly easier on allergies. My hubby would asphyxiate if we got a Ragdoll!
Speaking of cougars, this was about 6 miles from my house. I can’t decide whether I’d like to see one on my stealth cam- on the one hand, it’d be really cool, but on the other, I’d probably never want to go outside again. 🙄
https://komonews.com/news/local/watch-cougar-spotted-in-bonney-lake-neighborhood
Eep! That’s a little too close for comfort. It would be cool but like you, I’d think twice about going for walks, especially in the evening. I’ve heard that wildlife is getting less nervous? about coming into inhabited areas since most of the country has been staying at home so should be interesting now that we’re headed back outside again.