Two-Face Reveals His Evil Plan

“I’m simply beside myself that you could visit my secret lair, Caped Crusader! As you can see, my razor-sharp pendulum will soon slice you in two, leaving you half the man you used to be! Well, I hate to cut and run, but I need to leave the room so you can escape.”

two-toned cat
It’s a super-villain thing. Don’t ask. (Reddit)

Holy split personality, Andrew Y.!

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10 thoughts on “Two-Face Reveals His Evil Plan

  1. Dulcie May 19, 2020 / 12:43 pm

    Diabolical paw rubbing…

    • Kar May 19, 2020 / 3:04 pm

      Excellent …

  2. EAG46 May 19, 2020 / 1:04 pm

    Pretty little super-villain kitty. And she really is named Two-Face! boops her two-toned nose

  3. allein 🐾 May 19, 2020 / 1:11 pm

    Mwa. Ha. Ha.

    I just took a walk and encountered a woman walking her cat in a stroller. I said hello and the cat meowed at me. I could hear it even with headphones on and the wind blowing. It’s very windy today but otherwise lovely.

    I also encountered a dinosaur.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 19, 2020 / 1:44 pm

      I’ll bite. Where did you encounter the dinosaur, and what kind of dinosaur was it?

        • Emsthemonster May 19, 2020 / 2:41 pm

          Chalkosaurus is cute.

          • allein 🐾 May 19, 2020 / 2:50 pm

            The next segment of sidewalk had a sun and the one next to that had flowers (I suspect the flowers were drawn by an adult). I didn’t take pictures because I couldn’t see the screen on my phone. I wasn’t even sure I was getting the dino in there.

  4. Duckie 🐥 May 19, 2020 / 2:13 pm

    Excuse me, Mr. Evil, but I couldn’t help but notice your toes. It seems you have more than the usual number on your front paws. Might I enquire as to the number of toe beans you have, and what flavours they may be?
    Also, what the price might be for diving into your belleh floof?

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