Breaking News — Brain surgeons at the Institute for Science You See in Cartoons announced they have for the first time successfully swapped the brains of a toddler and a dog. The subjects of the experiment are said to be at home, resting comfortably.
Maybe now I can live my dream of being a musk ox, Sharon H.
Congratulations, ma’am!
Your toddler now drinks out of the toilet, and your dog has opposable thumbs.
I know, right? It’s a win-win!
But wait … I’m confused! I thought toddlers already drank out of toilers and I’ve seen some dogs with mad hand grasping action. Oooh, maybe the brain transfer didn’t work but these two want us to think it worked because they have some other nefarious plot afoot. Oh dear lord help us when toddlers and dogs collaborate. (I think I’ve watched way too many bad sci-fi movies)
From Wikipedia about the musk ox: This musky odor is used to attract females during mating season.
clutches pearls 😳
Sequel to Freaky Friday? Will Jamie Lee Curtis be in it?
Did the brain switch cause the handles on the filing cabinet to warp?
The oceans’ magnetic fields have started to expand and get stronger, too.
All of this can create many problems with brain switching. Just ask the Futurama delivery crew. They had to invent a whole new math theorem to get out of it.
lol, I didn’t even notice the drawers!
In reality, I think they are drawer locks, something like this:
https://www.elitebaby.us/products/white-cabinet-locks-8-pack
Ah, that explains it.
Dogs and toddlers seem to have similar brains, so how could they tell the switch happened?
The toddler would suddenly become better behaved.
😀 !
And sit and stay.
Probably also get housebroken more easily.