Could someone you know be… a demon? There could be a minion of Beelzebub lurking in your home or workplace right now and you might never know it. But now you can spot these devilish creatures with the new FLIR Demonometer™, the easy point-and-shoot device that helps you see who’s a friend — and who’s a fiend.
Oh my gosh, I need to get a FLIR and check my cats immediately! This could explain a lot, including their power to immobilize me just by sitting on my lap.
I’ve had to fight down the urge to buy a FLIR camera on multiple occasions. They’re super cool. There are also cameras that can pick up IR, visible light, and UV. There are groups that use those with drones to find landmines, unmarked graves, forgotten ruins, and all kinds of other fun stuff.
This is funny and I think I need this machine. I have a cutest little potential demon fostering with me right now. His name is Georgie, longhaired, all black with a tail as long as his body. Georgie is 5 months old, 4 lbs and has eyes that will suck the soul out of you. Gave me quite the scare last night as he decided to get under the recliner loveseat and didn’t want to come out. Finally got him out and figured out how to block access so hopefully no repeats on that. Let’s see if this link will work.
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Lovely hauspanther!
Georgie is the cutest lil’ demon I have ever seen!
He stole my soul!
I was expecting some funny thing that FLIR would stand for but then I realized it was actually the name of the camera…
Funny, one of the most popular brands of FLIR (forward-looking infrared) phones is CAT (Caterpillar):
Look minor demon, you can’t scare us, we’re from 2020.
I went to Kohls today looking at sneakers (which I always have trouble with) and I tried on all of two pairs and the second one actually fit! My toes weren’t shoved against the front of the shoe and my heel wasn’t slipping out the back with every step! (Usually it’s one or the other.) I don’t know if this is a sign of the apocalypse or a harbinger of good things to come.
Normally I’d be paranoid too after such good fortune. But not this time, after all that has happened this year, the universe still owes us 🙂
Yes, yes it does.