Have you considered adopting a monster? Although it may seem daunting, opening your home to a ravenous beast from a nether dimension can be a rewarding experience. Too often, monsters are misunderstood and chased by angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, but in reality they are gentle, loving creatures who respond to kindness, affection, and the blood of the innocents a nice snack.
I’ll stick with hamsters, Sharon H.
You like hamsters, huh?
He seems very friendly.
Looks like the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Only black.
Bumbles bounce!
It does!