The Spotty-Eared Glortz (humina humina) is an unusual avio-mammilian species that ranges from the rainforests of Brazil as far north as the Caribbean islands and for some reason Belgum. It perches in trees, making the distinctive mating call, “glortz!,” for which it is named. Its diet consists of tree-dwelling rodents, insects, Pop-Tarts, and ham. When cornered or under stress the Spotty-Eared Glortz will threaten to sue, but it may be tamed with the aid of calliope music.
Our thanks to researcher Andrew Y. (More at Instagram)
Please may I have a Glortz?
I have pop tarts. I will gladly share.
Or maybe I am part glortz…?
Calliope music might be a problem, but I have both Pop-Tarts AND ham!
That glortz seems overexcited, judging by pupil dilation. Or maybe that’s just normal for a glortz.
Here’s the IG page for that cat – https://www.instagram.com/pisco_cat/
I don’t know anything about cats..
What about bunnies?
Mike, your imagination is a strange and wonderful place! Thank you for allowing us to join you!