Yeah, I was like you once. Good job, nice home, great family. But that was before I discovered… garbage. Oh man, I couldn’t get enough of the stuff. I was tipping over four, five cans a day just to get what I needed. Now look at me, sleeping in the gutter.
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No man. Have you tried rehab?
Recycling?
I would really suggest locking your windows tonight.
His tone seems a bit guttural to me.