Experiment 003: Test subject 003-4 (Kevin) was placed in comfortable room and allowed to naturally assume state of restful sleep. Door was closed and securely latched. Once subject asleep, research intern loudly announced “Kevin! Dinnertime!” As expected, subject 003-4 awoke and burst through door; however, examination of the resulting hole did not reveal a pattern conforming to the silhouette of subject 003-4 as hypothesized.
Myth busted, Sharon H.
Nobody puts Fido in the bedroom!
I am disappointed in these findings…Looney Tunes has lied to me. 🙁
Whatever you did, apologize.