My Quest Is at an End

Meowlnyr of Tarragon, wearing the thickest pelts of the mighty Floofbeest, set out from his ancestral home to cross the Plains of Glormstraynd. For long days and nights he journeyed, pausing only for food and rest, until at last his eyes beheld that which he sought, floating in a bowl of the purest milk: the fabled Loops of Fruit, food of the gods.

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Alas, he neglected to bring the fabled Spoon of St. Sporkus.

via Sharon H.

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11 thoughts on “My Quest Is at an End

  1. Murray C. September 25, 2020 / 10:49 am

    Looks as though Meowlnyr has availed himself of the fabled spoon a tad too much!

    • 6rabbits September 25, 2020 / 11:11 am

      Seriously!😮

      • Luv Bunny September 25, 2020 / 11:19 am

        I don’t get why hoomins let their pets get so over weight. I understand if we gain the weight but we are usually to blame if an animal does. It’s not good for their bodies and doesn’t one want them around for a good long healthy time?

        • Kar September 25, 2020 / 5:14 pm

          Same reason I guess why people let their kids eat two servings of chocolate covered sugar bombs every morning.

          But whipped cream on top of ice cream in a butter float is their favorite and they love it!! And I love giving them things that they love!!!

          Plus, not everybody fears the clucks and disproving frowns of their vets when their pet puts on a pound or two. I cringe more about their weigh-in than my own in some ways.

  2. Kar September 25, 2020 / 11:03 am

    St. Sporkus?

    So much to love about this but that got me.

    Hey, I’ve seen worse Fantasy shows on Netflix, Prime, Starz, Hulu, etc

    • AJ September 25, 2020 / 2:07 pm

      Kar – You wrote my comment before I could even think it!! I snerked out loud at the hover text. St. Sporkus is my new favorite saint. And I love everything else about this post. For those who are saying the cat is overweight, another possibility is that this is a Maine Coon Cat, who are notoriously big boned and fluffy.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom September 25, 2020 / 7:18 pm

        I’m not religious, but I’d consider joining the cult of St. Sporkus. I would love to believe kitty is just fluffy, and that it’s the angle that is the problem here. Like others here, I worry a bit.

        Of course Bibi eats (and dresses) better than I do anyway, as did my little Ricky. I’m afraid I look more like kitty (and I, alas, won’t shrink in the shower).

  3. beemoused September 25, 2020 / 11:24 am

    OMG that is a chonky cat! Poor thing needs a diet before he’s on insulin!

  4. allein September 25, 2020 / 2:08 pm

    How does the Loop of Froot compare to the Tart of Pop, food-of-the-god-wise…?

    (Frosted chocolate fudge.)

    • Debg September 25, 2020 / 3:00 pm

      Make me hungry, why don’t you!

      I choose to believe chonkers cat is fluffy, not horribly overweight. I’m fluffy myself.

  5. AB September 25, 2020 / 6:31 pm

    He’s probably tiny when wet. I had a humongous long haired cat that turned into a kitten when we bathed her. An angry, sodden kitten with a death glare that would wilt your soul, but still a tiny little kitty!

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