What a Peach

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Do YOU dare to eat one? (Reddit)

Perfect match, Andrew Y.

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17 thoughts on “What a Peach

    • fkaWaldenPond October 23, 2020 / 11:28 am

      Oh for pete’s sake. The ears aren’t even working yet.

    • dubravkamcvmd October 23, 2020 / 11:48 am

      Looks like it’s looking for a nipple

  1. Muppet2171 October 23, 2020 / 11:11 am

    I don’t care for peaches and I refuse to eat food that looks at you from the plate, so no. I wouldn’t eat this one. Might keep it to look at tho. Pretty birb!

  2. Luv Bunny October 23, 2020 / 11:16 am

    Pretty boid but is it an optical illusion, it’s face? The eyes don’t look alike and where’s the beak? Or am I just not seeing things correctly?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 23, 2020 / 11:19 am

      The “little eye” is actually the left nostril on the beak. We can only see the left eye, too. I had to enlarge the picture to figure it out. It’s an odd angle, but little birbie is just peachy!

    • Andrew October 23, 2020 / 11:21 am

      Here’s the beak –
      Someone else said that hole is a nostril XD so only one eye is showing in the picture

      • Luv Bunny October 23, 2020 / 12:25 pm

        Got it, thanks Ricky and Andrew. Shows what I know about some boid’s faces, at different angles. And it does appear to need a toenail trim.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 23, 2020 / 5:34 pm

        You got me wondering, Andrew: what else would you call the two breathing holes in a beak? Blow-holes? I looked it up, and the technical term is nares, but that’s another name for nostrils, isn’t it?

        How about snorkels? 🙃

    • Debg October 23, 2020 / 3:41 pm

      I couldn’t see things correctly either!

      Thanks to R&B’s Mom and Andrew for their helpful answers.

    • fkaWaldenPond October 23, 2020 / 10:12 pm

      Leetle bit of an over bite.. er beak.

  3. Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 23, 2020 / 11:17 am

    Reminds me of that singing duo, Peaches and Birb. Reunited, and it feels so good …

  4. Duckie 🐥 October 23, 2020 / 11:58 am

    Somebody needs a toenail trim.
    Looks so soft, otherwise.

  5. AJ October 23, 2020 / 12:07 pm

    Squee!!!!!! So adorable and matches perfectly with the other peaches.

  6. Judith Lauri October 23, 2020 / 1:17 pm

    Enjoyed the T.S. Eliot reference – your narratives lately have been quite poetic!

  7. Gloom Raider October 23, 2020 / 6:06 pm

    Farmer Prufrock’s: You Don’t Dare!

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