In the prehistoric days of our simulation, before the benevolent users upgraded our world with the finely-detailed quantum rendering subsystems we now enjoy, ancient life was composed of giant pixels, resulting in massive creatures that lumbered across the landscape. To appreciate the scale of these beasts, compare a present-day dog (left) with a reconstruction of its prehistoric counterpart on display at the Museum of Cyberpaleontology in Memory Sector #1DGV79.
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I didn’t learn this in school!
Science education really is lacking these days.
I’m flabbergasted.
I think Mike should have been a science teacher. At least the students would have an interesting class, even though it may not be entirely accurate or comprehensive info. Or he could teach classes on creative writing. Whatever the subject, it sure would be a fun class, and students would be on a wait list, imagine the tests!
The evolved puppers doesn’t seem able to stand on his tail. Maybe it’s a rendering error.
Now, now, she’s doing her best!
Mike, I loved reading this!!
Cyberpaleontology. The hip new science class every college freshman wants to take.