Raccookie Jar

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Hello, beep-boop! I am the Racc-o-Matic 3500 automated cookie jar, beep-boop! Simply place your freshly baked cookies inside my lifelike but totally honestly mechanical mouth, fwrrz-beep, and I will keep them safe and warm for you, ding-chikka-beep-boop!”

Raccoon hides in cookie jar
Sorry, the cookie retrieval system is broken, beep-boop. (Reddit)

What a wondrous age we live in, Sharon H. Beep-boop.

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4 thoughts on “Raccookie Jar”

  1. allein 🐾 November 19, 2020 / 1:25 pm

    What kind of cookies does this jar like? I will be happy to make him some.

  2. AJ November 19, 2020 / 1:29 pm

    Good grief, what a face and I totally believe the Raccoon, excuse me the Racc-o-matic, will keep my cookies safe. Where do I get one??

  3. fkaWaldenPond November 19, 2020 / 1:52 pm

    Is this the russian doll of Racc-o-Matic 3500’s?

  4. Debg November 19, 2020 / 3:34 pm

    So meta.

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